did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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