I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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