i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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