The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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