Me too!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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