Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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