they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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