I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You need Xanax blowdarts
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
