Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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