So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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