Where did you get a picture of my penis
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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