quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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