Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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