we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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