She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm like, not good at living.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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