You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
