well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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