i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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