You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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