Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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