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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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