He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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