Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
