So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
