Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
