therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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