HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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