You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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