It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
