That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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