I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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