that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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