Christians are straight up FREAKS
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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