I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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