Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right