I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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