I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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