i was born a porn star she said
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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