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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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