so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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