do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish i was in the wii world.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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