my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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