I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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