it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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