You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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