I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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