Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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