Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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