they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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