What should our trivia night team be named?
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so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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