sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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