I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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