Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
