If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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