I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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